“Well, let’s see, first the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came. But they got too big and fat so they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes-Benzes. And then Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Diana’s clothes.”

That is everything that’s happened up until now. But enough of the “History of the World Part I.” I am originally from Chicago, IL. Yes, the “Windy City”. In 1985, the wind kicked up a bit too much and blew my family and I all the way to freakin’ Florida where I have remained, patiently and quietly until the Cubs call me up to pitch Game 7 of the World Series. Needless to say, I think I will be in Florida for some time. Since then I’ve managed to stay out of trouble, graduate from the University of South Florida, and take up golf. It’s not much but I’ve been able to fill in the time by watching World Championship Tiddle Winks on ESPN8 The Ocho.